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Do you know that it all depends upon the weather? Everything. All that we do, think or dream. No wonder evil geniuses throughout time have attempted to control the weather. From it all things spew forth.
Beware the ides of low fronts. More government coups have occurred during tropical depressions than in any atmospheric condition. Think about it. The very equilibrium upon which us sacks of blood and brain attempt to navigate gravity suddenly plummets. We diffuse, osmotically, into an atmosphere electrically charged. Violent storms erupt and a new flag is hung high on a dawn of clouds.
Do you know that it is possible for man to control the weather? It is called telleuric magnetism, and you will remember this forecast when you are at the mercy of a dark overlord threatening famine with a wink of an eye. Wake up people, this is the long term forecast. Gloom and glacial drift to those who lose vigilance.
Where does the weather start? It starts, for us big brained monkeys here on earth, in the middle of the sun. Here is where electromagnetism arrives from nowhere and blows huge solar winds on us without surcease. These winds whip us and so we spin. Inside of the earth there is a mini version of the sun's incredible hypno-magnetism. It is called the molten core. It powers out vast currents into our small pocket of air sealed crust.
The molten core is the nucleus that takes its directions from the sun's bigger nucleus which takes its directions from the solar system's bigger nucleus, which takes its directions from the galaxy's bigger nucleus and so on.
We sit on a comparitively miniscule organism. It listens to the universe and navigates the weather according to changing cosmological conditions. Ever heard of being in touch with the universe? Well it is easy. Realize that it all depends upon the weather.
So far no evil genius has managed to poison the luscious magma of electromagnetism that gives us infinity for free. Yet we must stay aware. Insidious experiments are ongoing. Those of us who know that 'it all depends upon the weather' must ensure this astronomical force stays unmolested by devious fingers.
For your five day forecast we see bright rays beaming universal delight.
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