Lovers downtown lap of luxury getaway
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Me and the beloved got a chance to snuggle in a high rise nooky nest this weekend. God bless the weekend snogging getaway. Because sometimes life starts to be about things other than getting it on with your lover. And really, hooking up with your love muffin is what life should be about.
Some like the country romance getaway. I for one advocate the sophisticated 'downtown is for lovers' shack up. Something about the sounds of sirens and construction noise conjure the lovemaking ritual. And if you keep the blinds open 300 floors worth of high rises can watch you get it on.
Something about a busy city downtown gets people horny. It is hard to discern why exactly. Maybe packing a lot of humanity in together stimulates the 'reproduce now' chemicals in our bodies. Whatever the reason, everybody is horny down here. The girl who works the register at Walgreens, the loud and frisky looking tourists, even the old ladies in wool coats carrying shopping bags. These downtown old ladies still know how to work it. They put strange thoughts in young men's heads.
The downtown 'love me down highrise hook up' should be about mixing it up. Why not snoggle on the table or while watching in the bathroom mirror or in the hallway by the elevator? Sometimes you get into a bit of routine at home. But with the blinds wide open couples can rekindle the devious imagination that first led you two to hook up in an alley the night you met.
Energetic boffling is fun, yes, let us not forget lazy cavorting. Nothing like lying in bed in a downtown highrise listening to the sounds of faraway bustle. Turn on the radio soft and take a nap and wake up to your lover doing stuff to you. Can you even bear to roll over and do it again? We simply cannot move a muscle. But we must. It is our duty.
You will need sustenance at some point. Should you shower before going out to dinner? No. Let crustifying love juices be your deodorant. I always recommend walking somewhere close to get food. People do not realize how depleted they get during a downtown 'julie brown MTV VJ hook up' session. You have lost precious and vital fluids. It is not dissimilar to donating a pint of fresh blood. Arm in arm couples should prop each other up and stagger to the nearest Chinese restaurant.
Why Chinese? The Chinese are extremely horny people. Their whole cuisine was developed to maintain high levels of specific nutrients necessary to getting it on tonight.
Or you can order in. Do not even leave the high rise. But unless somebody is bleeding after the lovemaking I recommend getting out for a bit. Because the world needs to smell love and what reeks of love more pungently than a couple shuffling towards the Chinese restaurant with gaping mouths and fuse blown eyes?
Me and the beloved got a chance to snuggle in a high rise nooky nest this weekend. God bless the weekend snogging getaway. Because sometimes life starts to be about things other than getting it on with your lover. And really, hooking up with your love muffin is what life should be about.
Some like the country romance getaway. I for one advocate the sophisticated 'downtown is for lovers' shack up. Something about the sounds of sirens and construction noise conjure the lovemaking ritual. And if you keep the blinds open 300 floors worth of high rises can watch you get it on.
Something about a busy city downtown gets people horny. It is hard to discern why exactly. Maybe packing a lot of humanity in together stimulates the 'reproduce now' chemicals in our bodies. Whatever the reason, everybody is horny down here. The girl who works the register at Walgreens, the loud and frisky looking tourists, even the old ladies in wool coats carrying shopping bags. These downtown old ladies still know how to work it. They put strange thoughts in young men's heads.
The downtown 'love me down highrise hook up' should be about mixing it up. Why not snoggle on the table or while watching in the bathroom mirror or in the hallway by the elevator? Sometimes you get into a bit of routine at home. But with the blinds wide open couples can rekindle the devious imagination that first led you two to hook up in an alley the night you met.
Energetic boffling is fun, yes, let us not forget lazy cavorting. Nothing like lying in bed in a downtown highrise listening to the sounds of faraway bustle. Turn on the radio soft and take a nap and wake up to your lover doing stuff to you. Can you even bear to roll over and do it again? We simply cannot move a muscle. But we must. It is our duty.
You will need sustenance at some point. Should you shower before going out to dinner? No. Let crustifying love juices be your deodorant. I always recommend walking somewhere close to get food. People do not realize how depleted they get during a downtown 'julie brown MTV VJ hook up' session. You have lost precious and vital fluids. It is not dissimilar to donating a pint of fresh blood. Arm in arm couples should prop each other up and stagger to the nearest Chinese restaurant.
Why Chinese? The Chinese are extremely horny people. Their whole cuisine was developed to maintain high levels of specific nutrients necessary to getting it on tonight.
Or you can order in. Do not even leave the high rise. But unless somebody is bleeding after the lovemaking I recommend getting out for a bit. Because the world needs to smell love and what reeks of love more pungently than a couple shuffling towards the Chinese restaurant with gaping mouths and fuse blown eyes?
posted by RSS Spirit Combine | 12:54 PM
1 Comments:
reading this makes me jealous and horny all at the same time. What the hell am I missing. I need to go visit that Kama Sutra Club and get my freak on so I can share this moment with all that are ready. Great writing and what a vivid picture of soulfulness, warmth, and down to earth freedom.
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