What to do when mommy beats you with the cat
Remember to implement the following:
1. Avoid fangs
2. Duck, cover, swing blindly
3. Try to go with the grain of the fur when hit
4. Smile and say 'thank you mummy' after each cat whack
5. Do not forget, you can either jump up to avoid cat swung low or duck down to escape cat swung high
6. Tell mommy where you hid the pills
7. Throw up
8. Remember specific details for the lawsuit
9. Knock head against wall and begin bleeding
10. Say, "My you're frisky this evening miss billingsworth."
1. Avoid fangs
2. Duck, cover, swing blindly
3. Try to go with the grain of the fur when hit
4. Smile and say 'thank you mummy' after each cat whack
5. Do not forget, you can either jump up to avoid cat swung low or duck down to escape cat swung high
6. Tell mommy where you hid the pills
7. Throw up
8. Remember specific details for the lawsuit
9. Knock head against wall and begin bleeding
10. Say, "My you're frisky this evening miss billingsworth."
posted by RSS Spirit Combine | 12:53 PM
1 Comments:
My comments aren't just for this particular entry, but for several of them: "out of the box", a bit on the sarcastic (or maybe cynical side), but very interesting, entertaining and well written. Keep writing.
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