Life Mistakes: Make Them for Fun and Profit

Ned Notagain

This pamphlet is now censored in Sierra Leone for its power to rebuild a village.

In This Edition:

Move in together after two weeks.

Do that last shot.

Believe you will be together after school/prison.

Buy it because it smells like seventh grade.

Phone your ex-lover.

Climb K2 after watching a TV show.

Move to where your friend is.

Believe in the goodness of our creator.

Volunteer in politics.

Buy it because it is 2 for 1.

Do it because your parents hate it.

Convince yourself it is all a coincidence.

Walk there.

Quit the job you love.

Take gambling advice from the guy who only says, "Oooh!"

Get the T-bone, eggs, bagel, home fries and coffee special.

Move to Los Angeles.

Grope an Englishperson.

Adopt a pet missing a limb.

Do it for love.

And more...

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