Dr. Mindgold's Power Personality Seminar

Today's Topic: Insanitize your life.

Power Personalities (PP's) invoke awe and dread in all who bask in their fusion-like energy. PP's draw the throng mainly because of their deep healing powers. But PP's also use insanity to bring people under their magnificent penumbra. Chaos can be summoned to really good effect. PP's utilize effective irrationality to increase external chaos by almost a third.

To insanitize we must prioritize. Are we properly using paranoia and delusions of grandeur for maximum pot stirring? Perhaps let's review the basics of insanity to refresh ourselves. Insanity is when DNA mutates, then spreads in oblique environments. In other words, when a crazy person meets a crazy situation there is a fundamental disassociation from reality.

We chalk it up to being an 18th generation sex addict, yet our mutations must be nourished by conducive ecologies. Stressful situations are common fertilizer, a tough break-up perhaps. One where Love has slayed all infected with her. If you are properly mutated this stress will cause you to conduct a rebound online relationship with a self-mutilating St. Louis college student. Those optimally insanitized will receive in the mail a left finger on a friendship necklace.

Nature meets nurture and willy-nilly noogies us. We instinctively resist the cacophony of chaos but I urge you to find a place for it in your power personality strategy. PP's always use both chaos and order. Where does order come from? Chaos. The light of reason? In the dead bolted meat freezer of insanity.

Insanity creates small black holes in our world. PP's use these holes to bend reality to their bidding. Think of it as bringing the halfway house ethos into any social situation. Yes, the hot plate is brand new. So is this electronic monitoring bracelet. And that voice. And that one too.

Saint James said it best: "You might know karate but I know kuh-razy." Amen to that my brother. Let us all keep a can of psycho juice at the ready to unclog gunky social intercourse. With seven personalities you too can push through to the Happy Place where only PP's reside.

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